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Ate.

2007-12-28T05:12:59Z

And then God said, "let there be eight."

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Number 9...

2005-04-04T04:22:09Z

Yo...Number 9 here...POstin' a la data...shakin thing up and rattlin' and rollin...While the quote Frostyness is on live and in person.
It's been a week from heeeell dealing with the devile and thus tarot card and yoyoyoyoyo toooo much rappp musiquetrlallalalala rott yurbrain...merileee merileee merilee life is... ZED....

IThe Federal Trade Commission's Do Not Call registry is temporarily shut down due to a federal court ruling that declared that it overstepped boundaries. Please use the following if contacted by a telemarketer.

love,

ze

1. Use a husky, dirty phone sex voice but ask normal questions about the proposed offer.
“Is it a low interest rate? mmmmm…I like low interest rates…really low…”
2. In an outrageously excited tone: “Thank god you called!!!” Explain that an online psychic told you that your future lover would randomly call disguised as an asshole.
3. Say you are hard of hearing and see how loud they will shout into the phone.
4. Allow the telemarketer to fully explain his offer. When he is finished explain that his company hired you to randomly spot check telemarketers on their performance. Tell him that he did a good job overall, but that he is a bit monotone and needs to fluctuate his tone of voice more to sound convincing. He also should pause longer between sentences, and more clearly pronounce the letter “s”. Tell him you won’t report him if he repeats his speech to you with the appropriate corrections. Repeat.
5. Be incredibly polite as they explain their offer, but make farting noises once in a while and ask whether there is something wrong with the connection.
6. In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid sentence : “Dan, stop screwing around…we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not?”
7. “Congratulations! You’re the 100th caller on the (insert local radio station) Sweet Vacation Giveaway Blast Marathon. You’ve just won a pair of tickets to Negril, Jamaica and the use of Sean Paul’s celebrity vacation house.” Take down her address and send her all of your L.L.Bean catalogues for the rest of your life...after you use them as liner for your cat’s litter box.
8. Flirt.
9. Keep repeating, “I knew you were going to say that…”
10. Stutter on a syllable of an obvious word in a sentence… see how long it takes before he completes the phrase. When he does, get upset, and say “That really hurts my fee…fee… fee… fee…feel…fee… fee… fee…” ad infinitum.
11. Pee on the phone while he’s talking.
12. Mid pitch, stop him and complement him on his wonderful voice. Explain that you are a voiceover scout and might have a breakthrough commercial job for him. Ask if he wouldn’t mind doing a quick test. Ask him to say in a deep husky voice “May cause dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting and shortness of breath. A small number of participants in a recent clinical trial experienced weight loss, irregular clotting, abnormally frequent and/or painful urination and hair loss. Results may vary”
13. Ask how much it would take to get him to stop working as a telemarketer. Start at $1000. Say you are dead serious.
14. Ask if he will be your friend if you sign up.
15. Tie obscure facts about Barbara Streisand to everything thing he says,, “2.3% interest rate? oh my…did you know Barbara was 23 when she filmed Funny Girl…”
16. Every few minutes repeat, “You’re going to have to bear with me, I have a slight short term memory loss problem…who is this again?”
17. “Oh my god, I used to have your job…does Bob still work there (repeat names until you find a match)…which building are you in?” Escalate coincidence until you both realize that you sat in the same chair. Explain that you had to quit work when your genitals mysteriously vanished.
18. Regardless of the offer tell him you’ll take 7. If he asks what you mean say he drives a hard bargain and you’ll take 9, but that’s as far as you’ll go.
19. Every half-minute ask him to hold and pretend to scream at your invalid mother. “You want to use the bathroom??? Well stop whining and get up out of the wheelchair for a change. You just sit there and think about that for a while, mother. Can’t you see I’m on the damn phone?”
20. Forgive him. Tell him you did. Over and over again, until he hangs up. Then secretly take it back.

copyright: 2003 zefrank.com

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Frosty Frosty

2005-01-13T19:55:55Z

Where are you?!

You are like soooo missed!

:)

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Bustering Out All Over Again!

2004-12-30T01:31:12Z

http://losangeles.tribe.net/thread/845b30ad-2815-43fb-ab8f-1b114516efe5?tribeid=5bf84fa6-652b-42f0-af1d-99cedff64e11&r=10025

and more!!!!!!!

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Hey???

2004-10-29T15:26:35Z

What about me... don't I count? Huh? Don't I?

So maybe I wasn't specially seclected:( But still I long to be part of the group!

*grovels* *whimpers* *cries... fake cry*

**WINKS**

With love from The Wannabe Number 9

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Meal

2004-10-14T00:10:26Z

Would you like a happy meal with that?

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awwwww!

2004-09-27T18:19:32Z

I'm disappointed. Yet 9 is a much nicer-looking number, actually. And has such a history.

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New #10.

2004-09-20T15:10:44Z

We need to nominate a new 10th member...

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Or a LITTLE 10?

2004-09-13T06:31:15Z

perhaps?

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A very big 10

2004-09-07T00:36:15Z

A LARGE 10.
But now we must guess.... 10 WHAT, exactly??

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maybe...

2004-09-03T08:28:42Z

...the name of this tribe is so short that people don't even see it among their tribe lists?

maybe.

IT WOULD EXPLAIN THE LACK OF POSTS!

or maybe this tribe just needs more definition; an update, post-buster.

so without further ado, submit your ideas on how to streamline this tribe somewhere, on a tribe, probably. somewhere. i expect. if you want. maybe.

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Frosty Frosty Frosty!!!

2004-08-02T08:50:13Z

Oh, Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty Frosty!

You're wonderful. Just thought I'd stop by this little ... what's the reverse-accent-mark up there called???.... and tell you that.

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ah.

2004-06-21T04:23:33Z

I tip my hat. To Buster.
And to Walter (quoted below):

Retired? No. Unsubscribed? Yes.

I've tried working with the folks behind Buster Friendly to come to some understanding of why they do what they do, but more importantly, how Buster's behavior has had a negative impact on aspects of the community.

Because Buster is operated by several different people who share the account, it would be difficult to pinpoint each individual who's used this avatar to sow confusion via trolling and other violations of the Terms of Use.

So, rather than delete the er, performance artists who are driving this social experiment, we'll just show Buster the door and dim the lights.

I was invited to join a private Tribe in which all was revealed to me.

Who/what is Buster Friendly?

"IN PHILIP K. DICK'S classic science-fiction novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (the source for Blade Runner), the near-future characters all spend their days glued to the television, addicted to an inexplicably popular variety/chat show called Buster Friendly and His Friendly Friends.

The titular host manages the neat trick of staying on the air 24 hours a day, every day, always preternaturally bubbly and enthusiastic no matter the hour one tunes in. Buster Friendly, of course, was a fictional construct, a cybernetic Johnny Carson meant to flesh out the sense of alienation and strangeness in Dick's dystopian universe."

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Too many?

2004-06-08T20:54:33Z

I have alot to give, that's all. Now take some fudge...

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WAIT-A-MINNIT!

2004-06-08T00:37:13Z

Okay, all these scores & scores of 3-member tribes with Buster as the SECOND member and some stooge as moderator...... but I just saw a 3-member tribe TO WHICH BUSTER DIDN'T BELONG!
Now I AM confused.

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Even one tribe is too many.

2004-05-29T02:28:49Z

Buster is a nuisance.

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